535. Four Titters Crammed with Wisdom

Four Titters Crammed 

with Wisdom

Here is WISDOM crammed into three- 

and two-line Titters.  First, two that go 

together:

  Mind over Matter

“I’m not masturbating,”

Said the man in the phone booth.

“I’m having sex with a woman in Chicago.”

        Matter over Mind

Roaches in paradise.

Phone God, Porto-Potty answers.

And now another three-liner:

Pterodactyls

If you see one, you’re a poet.

Two, a visionary.

Three, a nut.

And finally, a six-liner:

Six Things That Keep Us from Suicide

A tight schedule.

Hope.

No gun.

No poison.

Hate to waste gas.

Diarrhea.

Coming soon:  Another Snarkie, a lullaby.

©  2021  Clifford Browder