Sunday, January 23, 2022

543. Big Guys Who Don't Pay Taxes


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Sold 14 paperbacks of Fascinating New Yorkers and one of New Yorkers: A Feisty People last November and December, while advertising the first one in the New York Review of Books.  And two more of Fascinating New Yorkers in the first few days of January 2022 (maybe people using gift cards).  

Why then?  The holiday gift-giving season.  So it looks like my assumption was accurate: lots of my potential readers subscribe to NYRB.  But reader reviews on Amazon I'm not getting, and I could sure use some. 

My short story collection Wicked City is in the works, but my novel Panther Lady advances slowly -- I don't know why.




     BIG  GUYS  WHO  DON'T  PAY  TAXES


Yes, it's that time of year, when tax documents start clogging the mail, and tax accountants prepare for an avalanche of business.  

But not everyone pays taxes.  I'm not talking about the little guy who gets a tax break.  I mean corporations that rake in millions a year but quite legally don't pay taxes.

Thanks to an online study by the Institute on Taxation and Economic Policy, we know which of the big boys paid not a penny of income tax to the federal government in 2020 -- 55 corporations in all.  And most of them even got a tax rebate.  In other words, the government owed them money.  Among them:  

Consolidated Edison:  $1.2 billion in pre-tax income.  Plus a rebate of $2 million.

Fed Ex: $1.2 billion in pre-tax income.  Plus a rebate of $230 million.

Nike: $2.8 billion in pre-tax income.  Plus a rebate of $109 million.

And 52 others.  How do they do it?  

  • A tax break that lets companies write off executive stock- option related expenses that go far beyond expenses they report to investors.
  • The federal research and experimentation credit.
  • Tax breaks for renewable energy.
  • Depreciation tax breaks.

Maybe puzzling to the layman, but not to these companies' tax consultants.  Could these tax breaks be reduced or eliminated by the government?  Of course.  Will they be?  Not easily.  Such reforms don't interest many voters, concerned as they are with what affects them personally.  Tax reform for corporations just ain't sexy.

Source note:  This information comes from a report by the Institute for Taxation and Economic Policy, dated April 2, 2021, by Matthew Gardner and Steve Wamhoff, available online.

Sunday, January 9, 2022

542. Stingy Wednesday: The Answer to Giving Tuesday


              STINGY  WEDNESDAY

THE  ANSWER  TO  GIVING  TUESDAY


Giving Tuesday, the first Tuesday after Thanksgiving, brings out the Scrooge in me.  I do give to worthy nonprofits, who then give or sell my name to other worthy nonprofits.  Result: I am constantly bombarded by appeals for money.  

There is no way I could give to them all, but they keep after me with letters, ads, and phone calls, assuring me it is the right thing to do, since it will make for a better world.

These appeals have reached the point where I rebel. I know their game, and when approached, recognize it and turn savage.  Openings like these enrage me:

  • Last chance ...
  • Only 24 hours left ...
  • Act now! ...
  • Your gift will be doubled if you ...
Giving Tuesday indeed!  How about Giving Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday?  I am harassed on every day of the week, especially during the holidays.  What to do?

I propose that the Wednesday following Giving Tuesday become Stingy Wednesday, on which everyone vows to give not one cent to anyone.  Be selfish.  Read Ayn Rand.  Be a Scrooge.  Above all, keep in mind: There is no one to love you like yourself.  

And don't feel apologetic about it. Enjoy being a Scrooge.  It's fun.  And try to out-Scrooge everyone else.  That's fun, too.  Your ego will take wings and soar. Left behind: your tormentors, and all the cunning promoters of Giving Tuesday and their well-meaning, namby-pamby dupes.

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attribution: Robert Doucette

 
©  2022  Clifford Browder




Sunday, January 2, 2022

541. War Is Sexy, Peace Is Not

   

            WAR IS SEXY, PEACE IS NOT


Long ago, on station WBAI (where else?), I heard a high priestess of the New Age declare, “We’ve got to make peace sexy!”  This inspired me to write a poem about peace that I now think is junk, but much lster I did another poem on the subject that may not be junk.  Here it is:


       Sexy


Wild is sexy, tame is not.

War is sexy, peace is not.

God is sexy, His worshipers are not,

Though Her worshipers would be for sure.

Death, mysterious, is sexy,

Dying, messy, is not. 

Gobbling junk food is sexy,

Health and healthy eating are not.

Stupid is sexy,

If brash, loud, and shocking.

Wisdom,

Calm and contained, is not.


For the sake of sanity, logic, 

And the well-being of a cosmos

Ever threatened by chaos,

We’ve got to make

Peace, health, and wisdom sexy,

Sexy as hell.



So there’s your assignment for the New Year: make peace, health, and wisdom sexy.  It will make for a better world.



©   2022  Clifford Browder