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135. Carmine DeSapio, the Last Tammany Boss of New York
Tall, deft, sophisticated, courteous and smooth-talking with an imposing
manner and a winning smile, he was the very antithesis of the stereotypical big
city boss, promoted himself as an enlightened modern reformer. He favored well-tailored dark business suits
and striped or patterned ties, his wavy black hair always meticulously trimmed
and neat, his nails manicured. Because
of a chronic eye condition he wore dark glasses that in the opinion of some
made him look like a gangster, the very image he meant to scrupulously avoid.
Living modestly with his wife and daughter
in an apartment on Washington Square West, he began his long workday with phone
calls before breakfast, and while still in pajamas and bathrobe received
favor-seekers who lined up on the sidewalk outside, awaiting their turn. Then, having dressed and breakfasted, he
sortied, sleekly and immaculately groomed, to visit his various offices – one
for each of his many titles – attend fund-raising events for charities, give
speeches, appear on radio and TV, and maybe attend a late-night political
dinner.
Such was Carmine DeSapio at the height of
his power in the 1950s. Born in 1908 to
a family of Sicilian immigrants in Greenwich Village, he got his start in
politics as a teenager running errands for the Tammany machine, delivering coal
and Christmas turkeys to poor immigrant families in winter, blocks of ice in
the summer, and turkeys on Thanksgiving, thus assuring that the recipients would
vote Democratic in the next election. By
the 1930s he had his own club in a rented hall on Second Avenue, helping blue
collar Villagers find jobs or deal with their landlords, and receiving ambitious
lawyers eager to get Tammany-appointed positions and judgeships. And in 1949 he became the first
Italian-American to be elected leader of Tammany Hall.
DeSapio’s rise signaled the end of
Irish-American dominance of the machine, just as, in his native Village, the
Irish were yielding in numbers to the Italian immigrants. His power base was the South Village, where Italian
immigrants lived in crowded tenements, did their shopping locally, and had
little contact with the rest of the city.
There were pushcart men on the streets, and ragmen and watermelon
vendors and icemen, all Italian. The
kids played games on the sidewalk, and the boys formed gangs that fought other
gangs, but knew that to trespass on another gang’s turf was to risk getting
beaten up. It was a tough, raw
working-class world, a world that DeSapio knew and courted for votes.
By now he wore many hats: leader of the
assembly district including Greenwich Village; chairman of all the assembly
districts in Manhattan; grand sachem of Tammany; and chair of the Democratic
National Committee. All of which, in overwhelmingly
Democratic New York, gave him significant power – power that he knew how to
use. His influence was conclusive in
getting Robert Wagner elected mayor of New York in 1953, and Averell Harriman
elected governor in 1954; he became Harriman’s secretary of state. So respected now and feared as a kingmaker
was he, that at fund-raising dinners those seeking favors would brush by the
governor and mayor to shake his hand. In
1955 his face appeared on the cover of Time
magazine, and the Washington columnists Joseph and Stewart Alsop opined
that he could name the next president.
His success marked a resurgence of
Tammany, which had long been in decline, but he sought to give Tammany a
modern, progressive image. He shunned
secretive deals in smoke-filled back rooms, preferring to work through
consultations and consensus-building, and announced his decisions to the
public. A self-proclaimed liberal, he
helped minority politicians obtain important posts, supported progressive
legislation, rent control, and lowering the voting age to 18.
But try as he did, for many he never quite
scraped off the taint of the old, corrupt Tammany machine. In time it became clear that he was staffing
the city government with clubhouse hacks, selling judgeships, and awarding
lucrative city contracts to a company later found to have cheated taxpayers of
millions of dollars.
Costello testifying before the Kefauver Committee. A man you wouldn't want to know, or at least, you wouldn't want it known that you knew him. |
Worse still, rumors circulated of his ties
to Frank Costello, New York State’s most powerful mobster, who controlled a
vast nationwide gambling empire. When
Senator Estes Kefauver of Tennessee held hearings in 1950 and 1951 to
investigate organized crime, Costello became the star attraction, watched by
millions on TV. DeSapio of course always
denied any connection to the mobster, but the Mafia had long since infiltrated
Tammany, and Costello stated that he knew DeSapio “very well” and had done
Tammany leaders “personal favors.”
DeSapio survived these rumors for a while,
but in 1957 a taxi driver found an envelope on the back seat of his taxi
containing $11,200 in worn and dirty $50 and $100 bills. Taking it to the police, he described his
last passenger as a tall, well-dressed man wearing dark glasses, which strongly
suggested DeSapio. DeSapio admitted
taking the taxi but denied that the money was his, and when no other claimant
appeared, a year later the money was given to the driver. But the incident raised more questions. If the envelope wasn’t his, how could DeSapio
not have noticed it? And if it was his,
why did he deny it, and what was the money for?
Meanwhile DeSapio’s Greenwich Village base
was changing, which boded ill for him.
Moving into the neighborhood were reform-minded younger Democrats like
the people I came to know when I moved here in 1961: editors, writers,
teachers, white-collar office workers, and people with steady jobs in theater
and the arts. These middle-class
professionals wanted no part of a Tammany politician, no matter how
well-groomed and slick, who might have links to the mob and denied leaving a
bundle of cash in a taxi. The Village
was no longer dominated by the old immigrant groups that Tammany could count
on; reform was in the air. Founded in
1957, the Village Independent Democrats (VID) launched a campaign to unseat
DeSapio, whom they saw as a traditional back-room boss. They found a powerful ally in Eleanor
Roosevelt, who resented DeSapio’s talking her son Franklin, Jr., out of running
for governor in 1954, so he could promote Averell Harriman for that
office. Slowly, year by year, the
campaign against DeSapio gained ground, and Democrats who had once hailed him
began to denounce him as an old-fashioned Tammany boss.
In 1961 Mayor Robert Wagner won reelection
as a reformist candidate who denounced his former patron as corrupt. In that same year DeSapio lost the district
leadership of Greenwich Village, a post he had held since 1943; clearly, he was
on the way out. “We tried and we lost,”
he told his supporters. “Don’t let’s get
sick about it.” Hearing of his loss,
Eleanor Roosevelt is said to have announced, “I told Carmine I would get him
for what he did to Franklin, and get him I did.” If true, this shows that the globe-trotting
former First Lady, known and respected the world over, was quite capable of
personal venom and skilled in the nasty infighting that practical politics
often requires.
Loudmouths sometimes win. |
In 1963 and again in 1965 DeSapio tried to
regain his position as Village district leader, running against an upstart who
had, a little belatedly, joined the reformist camp: Ed Koch, who was his polar
opposite. DeSapio was smooth; Koch was
jagged. DeSapio spoke softly; Koch was a
loudmouth. DeSapio was deft, courteous,
urbane; Koch was in-your-face. A gangly
bachelor from Brooklyn with less than stellar looks, Koch, blunt and balding,
had only recently moved to the Village.
When the polls closed on September 23, 1965, Koch seemed relaxed and
self-confident in the VID clubhouse, but with a huge turnout reported in the
South Village, which was considered DeSapio territory, his backers were
preparing a concession statement. At
10:20 p.m. the returns began coming in.
“The thirtieth election district,” the
club president shouted, “Koch 113, DeSapio 65.”
Cheers from Koch’s supporters, but this
was reform territory and not a good indicator.
“The tenth election district, Koch 60,
DeSapio 162.”
Groans.
But this was an Italian-American neighborhood.
Next, the sixth election district: Koch
65, DeSapio 243. But the results were
still too fragmentary to be meaningful.
As more results came in, there were groans and cheers, as DeSapio took
the South Village districts and Koch prevailed in the others. Tension mounted, and only Koch seemed
cheerful and unperturbed. Then, at 11:00
p.m., DeSapio appeared on television.
“I’m behind by seven hundred votes,” he
announced. “It would be difficult, if
not impossible, to catch up.” And he
conceded.
Tumult in the clubhouse, as weary campaign
workers hugged each other and shouted, and swirled around Koch, who beamed a
quiet smile. DeSapio had lost his home
district, his power base; his political career was practically over, whereas
Koch’s had just begun.
From then on it was downhill for DeSapio,
the acclaimed kingmaker of only a few years before. In 1969 he was convicted by
a federal court for conspiring to bribe a former water commissioner, and for
getting kickbacks on lucrative city contracts from Consolidated Edison. His moving fifteen-minute plea for leniency
failed to sway the judge, who declared the evidence “overwhelming.” He could have been sentenced to 15 years in
prison, but the judge, taking into account his age and his record of public
service, gave him only two. Upon release
he kept shy of politics but supported various charitable and civic causes. He evidently accepted his final defeat with
dignity and without bitterness. If he
met Ed Koch, by then mayor, who lived not far from him, they exchanged friendly
greetings. “He is a crook,” Koch
remarked later, “but I like him.” Many
did. DeSapio died in 2004 at age 95.
Happy Bastille Day! Yes, that will be tomorrow and I want to
acknowledge it because France is the only foreign country where I lived for any
length of time. As we all know, on July
14, 1789, an armed mob lay siege to the Bastille, a royal prison in Paris, and
when the marquis in charge there agreed to surrender on condition that the
lives of the defenders be spared, the mob poured in, freed the handful of
prisoners, and massacred the garrison, parading the marquis’s severed head
through the streets on a pike. Ah, they
don’t make revolutions like that any more … or do they? Anyway, our signing of the Declaration of
Independence seems tame and sane by comparison, and we honor our national
holiday with the same patriotic fervor that the French honor theirs; we do
barbecues and munch wienies, while they forgo the Marseillaise (I can handle
the first verse, I’m proud to announce) but shoot off fireworks and dance in
the street. (I once saw the fireworks
shooting off from the medieval walls of Carcassonne – unforgettable; it was as
if the whole old city was aflame.)
Ever since Yorktown or soon thereafter, we
and the French have enjoyed an enduring love/hate relationship, summed up in an
American tourist’s cliché comment to me on the ship coming back (yes, this was
back when one still went by ship): “Loved the country, hated the people!” (Granted, he and a bus full of American
tourists had been ripped off by a greedy bus driver who demanded an additional
handout during a nationwide strike, when there was no other way for the
tourists to get back to Paris.) And to
this day the French resent our superpower status, which they now lack, even
when that status – to their gleeful satisfaction – seems to be fast eroding. They think us primitive and adolescent, and
at times a nation of cowboys, and we think them overcentralized, overcivilized, even
decadent. There’s some truth in both
assertions, but things are far more complicated than that.
Today the French government seems a bit
decapitated (or should I say guillotined?), given presidential failings and
scandals, but with our own government supremely dysfunctional, who are we to
criticize? And the city of Paris, as I
noted recently, is replacing its ancient gas mains, which we are not doing over
here, with resulting explosions in our cities.
French economist Thomas Piketty’s Capital
in the Twenty-first Century is now #3 on the New York Times nonfiction best-seller list, and has taken the world
by storm.
Finally (as if there could be a
“finally”), the French, who aren’t afraid of government intervention, have just
passed an “anti-Amazon” law prohibiting online booksellers from offering free
shipping on discounted books. So
determined are the French to encourage diversity in books, booksellers, and publishers,
they already have a law preventing booksellers from offering a discount of more
than 5% off the cover price of new books.
The French buy books – mostly in bookstores – and actually read them. Their government classifies books as an
“essential good,” along with electricity, bread, and water. A Times
op-ed piece reporting this recently noted that the author, strolling
through central Paris, counted seven bookstores within a ten-minute walk of his
apartment. The French aren’t going to
let Amazon or any monopoly put those stores out of business. If this is overcivilization, maybe we
primitives could use a bit of it. Be
that as it may, Happy Bastille Day to all from a confessed Francophile!
ChrisO |
Coming soon: Cardinal Spellman, friend of Presidents and
kingmaker. But shh … was he or wasn’t
he? We’ll explore it. And after that, one of the most controversial -- and many would say obnoxious -- figures in U.S. politics, Roy Cohn, friend and consultant of Presidents, and the question of outing: is it ever justified, and if so, when? Juicy times ahead.
This is New York
Crunkitoonz |
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2014 Clifford Browder
Sunday, July 6, 2014
134. Our Crumbling Infrastructure, or Where Can I Vacation?
When I go out on errands in my West
Village neighborhood, the sidewalks are fine, but the street crossings are a
patchwork of potholes and patches over patches, lumps and bumps from one curb
to another. And often Con Ed is busy
repairing who knows what underground, with huge construction vehicles advancing
and backing up, and barricades forcing pedestrians to make detours, some of
them out in the street inches away from traffic surging past. If I ride a bus, it’s bumpity bumpity bump
bump bumpity bump bumpity. And if I
venture into a subway car, I hang on to a pole for dear life, since the train
will start with a lurch and stop with another lurch, sending any unprepared
passenger onto the floor or into the lap of a stranger. But these daily inconveniences are trivia,
compared to what I will now chronicle.
A pothole on Second Avenue, big and deep enough to hold a traffic pylon and several bags of garbage. David Shankbone |
Damage after a water main break at 106th Street in 2011. Workers pumped out 10 feet of flood water on subway tracks below. Metropolitan Transportation Agency of the State of New York |
At 12:30 a.m. on Wednesday, January 15,
2014, a water main at East 13th Street and Fifth Avenue in Greenwich
Village broke. Water surged onto Fifth
Avenue and made the pavement buckle, turned nearby streets into rivers, and gushed
through sewer gates to flood subway tracks below, disrupting service in three
boroughs for most of the morning rush hour. It took hours to shut off the right pipes, find
the one that had burst, and stop the flooding. Fifth Avenue was closed between 12th
and 14th Streets, and bus service in the area was rerouted. Nearby parking garages were also flooded, and
five buildings nearby were without water.
By 6 a.m. the water had receded below street level, leaving a layer of
sludge that would require several days to clean up. The main that broke dated from 1877.
On the afternoon of Monday, January 27,
2014, a weather-related transformer fire blew a manhole cover in Park Slope,
Brooklyn, sending flames into the air, causing another fire down the block;
then, an hour later, a water main burst.
Buildings along 21st Street between 5th and 6th
Avenues lost power and many residents were without water, power, or heat
through a bitterly cold winter night.
Then, shortly after midnight, a 140-year-old water main ruptured at the
intersection of Greenwich and Clarkson Streets in the West Village, causing
several street closings, and another main burst open in Corona, Queens. The city’s aging water mains were giving way
under the subfreezing temperatures of an unusually harsh winter.
Street damage after the water main break at 106th Street in 2011. Metropolitan Transportation Authority of the State of new York |
Would the coming of spring bring
relief? Shortly before 11 a.m. on
Thursday, May 22, 2014, a water main broke on the Lower East Side of Manhattan,
flooding East Houston Street and suddenly creating a huge sinkhole in front of
Katz’s Delicatessen that blocked traffic in both directions. Water broke through the wall of the famous
delicatessen to flood its basement, causing an estimated loss of $100,000 in
ruined food, supplies, and equipment. Water
was shut off to five commercial and eight residential buildings in the area
while repairs were being made. The main
that broke dated from only 1959.
The explanation of most of this mayhem? Over 1,000 miles of New York City’s water
mains are more than 100 years old, causing 370 breaks in 2012 and 403 in
2013. Some are so old that, should there
be a break in Lower Manhattan, engineers wouldn’t even be able to locate it.
But water main breaks only cause flooding;
casualties are rare. But at 9:31 a.m. on
Wednesday, March 12, 2014, a gas leak caused an explosion in the East Harlem
neighborhood of Manhattan, leveling two five-story buildings on Park Avenue
just north of 116th Street, killing 8 people and injuring at least
70 others. Entire buildings nearby shook
as if an earthquake had struck, and their windows were blown out. More than 250 firefighters rushed to the
scene. Bricks and wood from the
explosion landed on the adjacent Metro-North Railroad tracks, suspending
service to and from Manhattan on this essential line for most of the day, while
crews worked to clean up the debris. The
following morning rescuers using spotlights and cadaver dogs were
still searching the smoldering ruins for victims. The gas main responsible dated from 1887.
The East Harlem gas main explosion of March 12, 2014. Adnan Islam |
Of course there have been other such
explosions, but why repeat? Underneath
New York City, unseen and rarely noticed until an emergency arises, lie 6,302
miles of pipes transporting natural gas, more than half of them installed
before 1940 and therefore over 70 years old and made of leak-prone materials. In 2012 alone 9,906 leaks were reported, more
than half of them considered hazardous, meaning they posed a danger to people or
property. But not all leaks make the
headlines and the evening news on television.
In 2013 a Bronx wife woke up in the middle of the night to detect a
pungent odor of gas. Her husband
investigated, smelled nothing unusual, lit a cigarette; suddenly there was a
flash of fire that burned his face. Some
such incidents may not even get reported.
To the above can be added these depressing
facts: 30.4% of the city’s roads are in only “fair” or “poor” condition, up
from 15.7% in 2000. Every day 2.7
million cars drive over bridges rated structurally deficient. And since 37% of the city’s subway signals have
exceeded their useful life, trains move
less rapidly, and maintenance workers have to improvise replacement parts that manufacturers no
longer make. Also, the average age of
the gas mains is 56 years; the bridges, 63 years; the water mains, 69 years;
the sewer mains, 84 years; and the subway machine shops and repair yards, 90
years. (Source: “Caution Ahead,” a March
2014 report by the Center for an Urban Future.) To put it bluntly, the city's infrastructure -- the stuff we rely on in our daily lives -- is decrepit.
Depressing, isn't it? Not the kind of tidings likely to bring visitors flocking to the City That Never Sleeps. As for us who live here, well,
one can always get out of town. How
about a vacation? Maybe San Francisco,
since I lived there once when it boasted Beatniks and cheap rents; it would be
fun to see the old town again, ride the cable cars, and register the changes.
In September 2010 a gas explosion in San
Bruno, a suburb of San Francisco, sent a plume of flame a thousand feet into
the air, killed eight, injured nearly 60 others, created a massive crater, and
ignited fires that gutted dozens of homes.
Of course I wouldn’t be in San Bruno, but the thought of a plume of
flame a thousand feet high puts me just a bit off.
So maybe the City of the Angels, to see if ladies in black are still
putting red roses on Valentino’s grave.
Devastation in San Bruno after the 2010 gas explosion. Brocken Inaglory |
In January 2010 a steel water main dating
from 1914 broke in Los Angeles, flooding dozens of homes and businesses and
sweeping cars down Ventura Boulevard. Maybe
I wouldn’t be anywhere near Ventura Boulevard, but why take a chance? Then how about the Pacific Northwest? I passed through it once, marveled at the
forests and mountains. And they say
Seattle is a beautiful town well worth visiting, and a perfect base for
expeditions hither and yon.
On May 23, 2013, a section of a bridge
over the Skagit River 60 miles north of Seattle collapsed when hit by an
oversize truck. Fortunately, there were
no deaths and only three injuries, but the year before the Federal Highway
Administration had declared the bridge “functionally obsolete.” So maybe I’ll skip Seattle and the Pacific
Northwest. Well, why not Detroit, to see
that financially stressed city’s fabulous art collection before they sell it all
off, as may well happen?
The collapsed Skagit River bridge. kdingo |
In May 2014 heavy rain caused a water main
to burst under Detroit’s IndyCar racetrack, which then buckled. I didn’t have indycar racing in mind, but
even so… Okay, Philadelphia. They have a splendid Fine Arts Museum and lots
of Rodin as well, and of course dear old Independence Hall.
In June 2014 a water main in North
Philadelphia sent a surge of water down Master Street and created a gaping hole
that closed the street to traffic. And
another break in South Philadelphia flooded several streets and made residents
move their parked cars to avoid damage from the rushing waters. So good-bye Philly, hello Houston. Because there must be something there I ought
to see.
In August 2011 the city of Houston, in the
grip of a record-breaking heat wave, experienced 700 water main breaks a day,
as old pipes were pressured by increased water use. Are you kidding – 700 a day? Well then, Massachusetts, a state I’ve often vacationed
in, charming, quiet, quaint, if you get away from the hurly-burly of Boston,
though I love that city, too.
In Taunton, Massachusetts, in 2005 only
quick action by engineers avoided a major disaster when heavy rains threatened
to break the 173-year-old wooden Whittenton Pond Dam. And in the spring of 2010 a crisis likewise
precipitated by heavy rains at the Forge Pond Dam in Freetown led to the
evacuation of downstream residents so an emergency breaching could be
performed; the dam was over 200 years old.
The state, I now learn, has no less than 2900 dams, many between 100 and
200 years old. So I won't be vacationing
downstream from any of them, and since they seem to be everywhere, I won’t be
vacationing in Massachusetts at all. In
fact, it looks like I won’t be vacationing anywhere in the U.S., at least
not safely, since there’s no escaping our crumbling infrastructure.
But is it really that bad? Every four years the American Society of
Civil Engineers releases a Report Card assigning letter grades to each type of
infrastructure in the nation. So what
does the Report Card for 2013 say? Aviation,
D; bridges, C+; dams, D; drinking water, D; energy, D+; levees, D-; ports, C;
rail, C+; roads, D; transit, D. The
highest grade they give us is C (mediocre); no F’s (failing), but not one B
(good), much less an A (excellent). So
we aren’t quite flunking, but we’re close to it.
It wasn’t always this way. For perspective, allow me a brief
digression. Let’s zoom back to the year
1951 when, just out of college and back home in Evanston, Illinois, I was studying classical Greek at Northwestern while
hoping for a Fulbright Scholarship to France. Back
then I worked afternoons in a local insurance company’s filing department,
retrieving files needed by the agents upstairs: a brainless job that passed the
time and brought in a little bit of money.
My boss, Mr. Minick, had just retired and taken a job there while
waiting for the completion of his new home in a residential community in Florida,
so he, like me, was marking time. Mr.
Minick was small, neat, soft-voiced, and likable, his world limited to the
tranquil Midwest, with anticipation of retirement to a warm, sunny clime. A quintessential white-collar Republican, he deplored the fact of Harry Truman in the White House and thought Senator Robert
Taft “a good safe man for the country” (unaware of the coming “I like Ike”
groundswell that would carry Eisenhower into that same White House). The soul of order, every Friday afternoon,
just before five, he would announce, “We’re in good shape,” meaning that all
the requested files had been delivered, none were missing. And when the subject of my learning Greek or
getting a scholarship to France came up, he would state with passionate
conviction, “The best that ever was is right here!”
There was smugness in that statement, but
this was soon after World War II, from which we, unlike the other participants,
emerged fat and prosperous and powerful, the very image of Success. Certainly we were the envy of the world, and
if Republicans and Democrats squabbled over the usual differences of opinion,
they agreed wholeheartedly with Mr. Minick that we were the best ever, that nothing
like us ever was, an attitude that I have since labeled Minickism.
Now let’s fast-forward again to the
twenty-first century. In contrast with
New York’s bumpity-bump bus rides and screeching, jolting subways, certain
cities of Europe, I’m told, have trains and buses that glide smoothly along
without a single jolt. And for longer
trips? In China glistening white bullet
trains with large windows, looking like long white snakes, speed along at 200
to 300 kilometers an hour, shrinking from 15 to a mere 5 hours the 746-mile
trip from Beijing to Shanghai. They are
free from the hazards of weather, traffic jams, and bad roads, and have
comfortable seating as well. In Japan shark-nosed
bullet trains race along a network of lines, providing safe, fast,
punctual service. And in France a train à grande vitesse (TGV) or
high-speed train from Paris can reach Lyons in 2 hours 10 minutes, about a
third of the time the old trains took years ago when I made the exact same
trip.
A bullet train in Japan. |
And in this country? Plans for high-speed trains go back to the
High Speed Ground Transportation Act of 1965.
And today, 49 years later? There
will be high-speed service in California, the Midwest, New England, Florida,
Texas, Pennsylvania, the Pacific Northwest, Colorado, New Mexico, and the
Southwest … someday. Promises, promises. In this region Amtrak hopes to
have 94-minute high-speed service between New York and Washington … by
2030. That’s right, 2030. Because the initiative requires a whole new
system of track and stations. So by 2030
we can hope for high-speed trains on our busy Northeast Corridor route, the
equivalent of what trains in China,
Japan, and France have already achieved long since. In the meantime, while their trains race
smoothly to their destinations, ours just creak along, often interrupted by fallen trees, signal failures, police activity, collision
with a vehicle, downed power wires, a derailed freight train, anticipation of a winter storm, or a pedestrian fatality, to cite the interruptions of Amtrak service here over the last few months.
Power lines down at Valhalla, halting Metro-North service on the Harlem Line in 2011. Metropolitan Transportation Authority of the State of New York |
Now I don’t mean to be an alarmist. This country has many fine things going for
it -- video games, high-speed Internet, NASCAR auto races, Coke and Pepsi, stunning baton-twirling drum
majorettes, Walmart and Google, vampires and werewolves, and pornography at
your fingertips – so we have much to be proud of. But not, alas, our infrastructure. We fight futile foreign wars, and it crumbles. Congress (approval rating 7%) launches an
investigation (the fifth, I believe) of the Benghazi attack, and it
crumbles. Or the House votes, once
again, to repeal the Affordable Care Act, and it crumbles.
But I repeat: I don’t mean to be an alarmist. This blog is meant to inform and entertain,
not to provoke or debate or agitate. Our
infrastructure overall is rated D+, just short of C-, so there’s hope. And what happens in San Bruno, California, or
60 miles north of Seattle, or along Ventura Boulevard in the City of the Angels
is pretty remote from New York. I don’t
really need a vacation; I’m much too busy here.
Yes, we have water main breaks and gas main explosions in New York, but
usually off in some other borough, or at the other end of ours, and not in our
immediate vicinity. Let’s look at the
bright side of things. How about a
luscious cupcake at the Magnolia Bakery just downstairs? Gooey gobblers sitting on my doorstep assure
me that they are scrumptiously delicious.
On this happy note I’ll sign off.
And next time I’ll try to be perky and upbeat. How about a post on the environment?
Finger-lickin' good, and right downstairs from me. Andy C |
A
note on the Fourth: So what did you do on the Fourth, fellow
Americans? (Ukrainians and other foreign visitors are not required to
answer.) As for me, I did nothing special. How many of us took time
off from backyard barbecues or acquiring a deeper tan at the beach to read the
Declaration of Independence? Not many, I suspect. But here's what
Tammany politician George Washington Plunkitt had to say about Tammany on the
Fourth in the early 1900s, when reformers would run off to Newport or the
Adirondacks.
"The very constitution of the Tammany Society requires that we must
assemble at the wigwam on the Fourth, regardless of the weather, and listen to
the readin' of the Declaration of Independence and patriotic speeches....
The great hall upstairs is filled with five thousand people, suffocatin'
from heat and smoke. Every man Jack of these five thousand knows that
down in the basement there's a hundred cases of champagne and two hundred kegs
of beer ready to flow when the signal is given. Yet that crowd stick to
their seats without turnin' a hair while, for four solid hours, the Declaration
of Independence is read, long-winded orators speak, and the glee club sings itself
hoarse.... Sometimes human nature gets the better of a man and he begins
to nod, but he always wakes up with a hurrah for the Declaration of
Independence."
Of
course it didn't hurt that many of the Tammany crowd were Irish Americans and
therefore eager to celebrate America's breaking away from Great Britain, which
Ireland at that time had yet to do. But it can't be denied that Tammany,
for all its faults, was red, white, and blue to the core. And us?
Hmm... The Times printed the complete Declaration on the
Fourth; I have taken a vow to read it, and soon.
This is New York
Stinkie Pinkie |
Coming soon: Carmine DeSapio, the Last Tammany Boss. In the offing: Cardinal Spellman, arch
patriot, supporter of Joseph McCarthy and J. Edgar Hoover (who had a file on
him), friend of Presidents, etc. And the
crucial question: Was he or wasn’t he?
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2014 Clifford Browder
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