Sunday, November 24, 2019

437. Bread

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Not much to report on my new book.  I have a copy, for one final glance before okaying it for publication.  Next comes formatting the e-book.  After that, print copies will be available, but the release date will not be immediately.


                                      BREAD
        
Somewhere in this blog, not too long ago, I listed five essentials that I could not do without:

1.    Bread
2.    Trees
3.    Books
4.    Sleep
5.    Hope

To these I could add a sixth: Music.  Lately I have been listening to WQXR from breakfast on, whenever I’m in the kitchen, which means during meals.  I would rather hear Bach and Vivaldi, whom I cannot turn off, or Beethoven or Mozart or Haydn, than the news, which proclaims our president’s latest folly, or a report of who’s killing whom.

         Upon refection, however, I notice certain omissions that might puzzle or shock some people:

·      God
·      Joy
·      Love
·      Friends
·      Wonder

Joy is on my list, in that bread, trees, and books bring me joy.  Love and Friends are there, in that I love those three things and consider them my friends.   But God is not there, nor is, explicitly, Wonder.  God, in one form or another, is the subject of some awful poetry that is making me write it, but which, with luck, will never see the day, meaning, find its way into print.  So let’s say that He – or She or It – is pending as an essential, with the outcome uncertain. 

         And that leaves Wonder.  A serious omission, I grant.  Without Wonder, life is drab, dull, dead.  As children we have it, looking at the world wide-eyed.  But as adults we lose it, get bogged down in our cluttered, busy lives, and see the world around us as mere routine, overly familiar, or even as an obstacle, a threat, something to be ignored or overcome.  So I’m pondering where to place Wonder in my list of essentials.

         Meanwhile, I’ll do an occasional post on the five that I’ve listed to date.  Starting with Bread.  I love it, used to bake it, have it for breakfast (organic olive bread preferred) and sometimes, in lesser amounts, at dinner.  During my Midwestern childhood in the 1930s I ate Silvercup Bread daily and heard it advertised on the radio by the Lone Ranger program.  The moment that program came on, at 5 p.m. weekdays, my brother and I mounted the side arms of our living-room davenport, and to the rousing strains of Rossini’s William Tell Overture, rode our horses furiously, firing our imagined revolvers six times (they were six-shooters) in imitation of the heroic Masked Man of the Plains, who rode his horse Silver (get the connection?) in the company of his pal of few words, Tonto.  When the Masked Man completed his task at some troubled Western town, with the villains disarmed and peace and order restored, and the grateful townsfolk wondered who and where their rescuer was, they would hear his distant voice shouting “Hi yo, Silver, away!” as he and Tonto galloped off into the hazy distance, his identity still a mystery.  So there I was with bread enhanced by the Masked Man of the Plains and the frenzied strains of Rossini. 



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Clayton Moore as the Lone Ranger,
with Silver, in a film version, 1965.

        (A brief Internet-inspired note: Tonto always called his companion “Kemosabe,” which the radio audience took as a Native American honorific, but in fact means “soggy shrub” in Navajo.  Which is only fair, since tonto means “stupid” in Spanish.)

         Years later, to be sure, I realized that Silvercup was a bread made of refined white flour, with most of its nutrients removed, and therefore nutritionally deficient.  Today I wouldn’t have it in my kitchen.  Hardly an issue, since Silvercup’s maker, the Gordon Baking Company of Long island City (so far from the Old West of legend) shut down in 1974, the victim of a Teamsters strike.  But legends die hard.  The Lone Ranger made it to TV and the movies, and recently a high-school choir sang the entire William Tell Overture while galloping on real horses, a performance that must have been memorable, even if Rossini was turning ten times over in his grave.

         Bread was less important to me during my high school and college years, so we’ll fast forward to my two years in France in the early 1950s.  I was a student there learning French and French culture, but spent my vacations traveling by rail or bus or foot (hitch-hiking), and in the course of my travels saw a good deal of provincial France.  In big cities and small towns alike, a common sight was a little kid carrying a flûte, a long, thin loaf of bread, often longer than they were tall.  Fresh-baked, the bread was a rich golden brown, and was destined for the family dinner table, since no dinner was complete without it.  I learned about real dining, not in the government-financed student restaurants, to be sure, where one never dared ask what the meat served was (horse meat was a distinct possibility), but in small restaurants suited to my limited budget.  There each meal was a ritual, served in courses.  One began with soup, and only after that did one break bread and sip a glass of wine, while waiting for the next course to be served.  And the bread was good, always freshly baked that day. 



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French baguettes, shorter and thicker than flûtes. 
Both are a rare sight in villages today.
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         So good was French bread that when I hiked in the Pyrenees, where hitch-hiking sometimes failed me, I would walk jauntily along some quiet rural road, with the sound of water from unseen streams in the woods rising all around me, and a flûte or baguette protruding from my backpack.  Then, finding a stream beside the road, I would look for a smooth streamside rock, sit, and have my lunch, serenaded by the sound of water.  And what was that lunch?  French bread with jam, and whatever fruit was in season, often grapes. 

         During those provincial wanderings, on some early mornings I found myself the first diner in a café, and had to wait while the owner sent someone to fetch bread from a nearby bakery.  To serve any bread not fresh was unthinkable.  Imagine my surprise then, years later, when my partner Bob came back from his first trip to Paris, and told of seeing the woman running his hotel setting up the tables for the next day’s breakfast with some bread at each place on the table.  Today’s bread for tomorrow’s breakfast!  To my mind, in France, unthinkable.  But who were the guests in her hotel?  Americans and Scandinavians.  The French would never have put up with it.

         When they traveled abroad, the French took their need for bread with them.  In a restaurant in Mexico I’ll never forget seeing a demanding band of French tourists dining with their young Mexican guise.  “Du pain!  Du pain!” said a woman with great power of tongue.  The Mexican guide’s eye momentarily caught mine, and we both smiled furtively.  Annoyed by having seen so many Ugly Americans abroad on my travels, it was vastly reassuring to see the Gallic equivalent in Mexico.  Travel seems to bring out the worst in all of us, especially when exchange rates are favorable.

         Italian bread too can be marvelous.  On my trip with Bob and our friend Barbara to Italy in 1999, on three occasions we tasted bread so delicious that we could have made a meal of it alone.  The bread was always good, but on these three occasions exceptional.  But always, in every restaurant, when we sat at a table for dinner, they brought us bread and olive oil, and we dipped the bread in the oil and reveled in the taste. Never, in this country, have I tasted such bread in an Italian restaurant.  Local traditions and local ingredients probably explain it.


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A French baker baking baguettes.
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        Recently I have learned that in many French villages today there is not one local bakery.  No local bakery?  No fresh bread every morning, its aroma transporting you heavenward?  Unthinkable!  But so it is in the provinces, though not in the big cities.  Young people are no longer tempted by the trade of baker, with its long hours of work, and shopping malls with supermarkets and chain stores are popping up nearby, often the only outlets for bread in the area.  And the young are eating less bread.  And to dramatize the death of the traditional boulangerie, with the village baker living above his shop, vending machines that look like phone booths are appearing on village streets.  Village life in France will never be the same.


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A bakery in Paris.  Becoming a rare sight in the provinces.
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         Here in the huge metropolis of New York, I have never been so glad to be able to go year round to a nearby greenmarket and buy, from Tibetan vendors who know me and my needs, a loaf of fresh-baked organic olive bread, plus cookies and blueberry muffins and a package of granola.  Yes, bread is life.  We need it, and want it fresh.



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Robots moving bread in Germany, 2005.

A final thought, inspired by the photo above: Are robots the way of the future?  If so, a chilling thought.

Coming soon:  No idea.

©   2019   Clifford Browder









Sunday, November 17, 2019

436. Horrors of Voting

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BIG NEWS: The sample print copy of my new book has arrived and it looks great.  Now, after one possible change, my designer team can go ahead and do the e-book formatting.  The title, as I've mentioned before, is New Yorkers: A Feisty People Who Will Unsettle, Madden, Amuse and Astonish You.  Once the e-book formatting is done, I can show the front cover, which is exciting and unique, and the back cover with my blurb.  And I can order ARCs (advance review copies) in hopes of getting early, pre-pub reviews.


                               Horrors of Voting


I’m a good citizen, I vote.  Usually.  Once I was rained out.  And occasionally there is an off-year election where nothing but judges are on the ballot.  I don’t vote for judges, since I know nothing about them.  Also, a lawyer friend tells me that, regarding judges, the real selection of candidates is done beforehand by insiders, who then present the results on the ballot.

         Though I don’t mean to turn this blog into a political platform, I have to confess that this year I’m more involved than usually in elections  Here in New York, a very Democratic city, the names of Biden, Warren, Sanders, and Buttigieg are flying around like crazy, with the latest results of polls in Iowa being constantly announced.  These four top the polls, with frequent shifts among them, and other candidates trailing far behind this stellar quartet.  Undecided, I ignore the news, but am determined to vote.  The free, supposedly nonpartisan Voter Guide that comes to me in the mail doesn’t mention the Democrats’ stellar quartet (an indicator that I should have heeded), but it does mention candidates for public advocate, an office that I should pay attention to, but haven’t.  Also mentioned, and in detail, are five local proposals regarding such issues as authorizing “ranked choice voting” in elections, expanding the Civilian Complaint Review Board, and creating a “rainy day” fund for unforeseen future emergencies.

         Announced with great fanfare this year is early voting in New York State.  You don’t have to vote on Election Day, Tuesday, November 5.  If that is inconvenient – maybe an anticipated hurricane, or Aunt Minnie from Milwaukee is visiting – you can vote, from October 25 on, at alternative sites in your district.  This sounded good to me, so I went to the Internet to learn my district’s alternative site.  It turned out to be a school at a distant location from my building, much farther away than my regular voting site on Hudson Street.  So struck the first sour note: for me, early voting was flat-out a fiasco!

         When Tuesday, November 5, arrived, I had my day carefully planned, with errands on Hudson Street both prior to voting at P.S. 3 and afterward.  At 10 a.m. off I went, jaunty as can be, clutching a small card giving my assembly and election district numbers, so I could avoid a long line at the info table and go directly to my districts’ table and pick up a ballot and instructions for using the voting machines.  Outside P.S.  3 I found no lines, no commotion, nothing.  Inside two heavy doors I did indeed bypass the info table and, entering  the school gym, found my table quickly – the only one with a line.  And a line that moved very slowly. 

         Only when my turn came did I discover why.  As always, you were required to write your signature on a form they give you, but this time it was different, for the system has gone high tech.  Instead of putting pen to paper, you have to put plastic stick to screen.  Yes, just like in some doctors’ offices, you had to navigate this stick on the screen, something I have always had trouble with.  I managed to get a “C” down, but adding my last name was impossible; no matter how I moved the stick, pressing firmly or pressing lightly, it made no mark whatsoever.  “Try the other end,” the volunteer poll  worker said.  I did: same result.  “Try your finger,” she said.  I did, and at first got nothing.  Then, finally, I made a wiggly mark on the screen.  So with great effort, and many failings, I finally managed to slowly write my complete last name.  But what I saw on the screen was a series of wiggly lines, the poorest conceivable excuse for a signature. 

         After that it went fairly smoothly.  I took my ballot to a so-called “privacy booth,” a small platform with a wall on three sides where, standing,  you can scan the ballot and instructions and vote, with no one able to see what you’re doing.  Not quite a booth, perhaps, but far superior to the old booth where you closed a curtain and had only so much time for voting.  Here, you can take all the time you need, with no one in line behind you, waiting for you to push the curtain back and emerge.

         So at last I voted.  Or at least, marked my ballot, filling in the little oval on the lines where the name of each of my selections appeared.  But I found only the candidates for public advocate and the five ballot proposals.  Assured that I had the complete one-page ballot, I realized at last that the candidates for higher office wouldn’t appear on a ballot before the primaries next spring.  Idiot!  I told myself, this is still 2019.  They aren’t up for office until 2020.  Only dedicated citizens concerned about such trivia as the public advocate and the five ballot proposals would turn out.  And sure enough, the gym turned voting site was sparsely populated, with the volunteer poll workers outnumbering the voters.

         So I marked the ballot.  For public advocate, there were three choices, each accompanied by a photo: the Democratic incumbent, an African American male with a hearty grin; the Republican, a bearded white man, quite dignified; and way over to one side, the lonely Libertarian, a clean-shaven white man with a slightly forced smile. With the possible exception of the Democrat, I had never heard of any of them.  Though without a firm conviction, I tilted toward the Democrat, who looked quite jolly.  The Republican listed as his three top issues

  1.  Stopping the de Blasio agenda
  2.  Stopping the de Blasio agenda
  3.  Stopping the de Blasio agenda

Which was clear enough.  But I’m not too hostile to our current mayor, under whose leadership a number of good measures have been passed.  So this candidate didn’t tempt me.  As for the Libertarian, his announced issues sounded valid enough, but I have mixed feelings about Libertarians, and their total rejection of government regulation.  I agree with them in not wanting the government to tell me what foods and what supplements I can consume, or whom I can sleep with or marry.  But I also want my Social Security and Medicare, and have seen what havoc a lack of regulation can wreak on Wall Street, not to mention the misdeeds of Big Tobacco and Big Pharma.  So I went with the Democratic incumbent.


         My ballot marked, I went to a scanner, a mysterious machine into whose narrow slit of a mouth you feed your ballot.  If you do it right, a message appears on a screen, indicating that your vote has been cast.  Then, as I was leaving, another poll worker gave me a stick-um badge to put on my jacket, announcing I VOTED.  I stuck it on, feeling proud and patriotic.  Only later, given the minor and very local issues at stake, as witnessed by the light turnout, did I realize that, for some, it probably labeled me a nerd and a fanatic.  So ended my voting adventure, harassed by shameful ignorance and tech.

Coming soon:  Maybe "The Jungle and Me" -- my adventures and misadventures in Central America.  And maybe something else, like a repeat with variations of "Five Things I Cannot Do Without."

©  2019  Clifford Browder

Sunday, November 10, 2019

435. My Crazy Wednesday


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Out of nowhere, I got a phone call.  A woman's high-pitched voice asked if I was the author of No Place for Normal: New York.  I confessed that I was.  She then launched into a rapid-fire spiel about something, I wasn't sure what.  She mentioned Something Press.  I couldn't catch the name, asked her to spell it, still didn't fully understand.  Finally I asked her to send me an e-mail, which she did.  It soon arrived.  It was from the head acquisition specialist at Stratton Press  Publishing, informing me that (for a price, of course) they could vastly improve my book's success by publishing a new edition.  The problems with the present edition:


  1. It was priced too high ($14.95, per the back cover).
  2. The cover could be enhanced to make it look more appealing.
  3. The book obviously needs editorial assessment and developmental editing.
They were confident they could position my book better and give it the maximum exposure it deserved.



My poor book !  It obviously needed professional help -- theirs, to be exact.  After a little online research, I answered them point by point.
         


1.  My book's marked price, $14.95, is not too expensive.  I sell it at book fairs for $20.

2.  Its cover is fine.  The bright colors, and NEW YORK in bold letters against a bright background, draw readers to my stand at book fairs.

3.  My book does not need editorial assessment or developmental editing.  It was edited professionally.

I added that it upstages and outsells all my other books at book fairs.  Conclusion: I don't need the help of Stratton Press, whose troubled history would put me off anyway.  (It decamped from Wyoming because of tax delinquency.)  So please don't approach me again.

         Stratton is one of numerous outfits eager to get hold of newbie authors whose self-published books they claim they can improve by republishing, bringing the authors greater sales.  They usually begin with a phone call out of the blue, as in my case, which could well flatter and impress a first-time author.  But I was on to their game and didn't take the bait.  Stratton may well serve some beleaguered authors and publish or republish legitimately, but in my case their appeal was suspect.  I doubt if I will ever hear from them again.

          For this and my other books, click here.


                         My  Crazy  Wednesday 


Recently I had a crazy Wednesday, crazy in part because it involved too much in one day, and in part because of what happened.  Having a midday commitment in midtown, I went very early to the Union Square Greenmarket.  

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Jazz Guys

There, in the course of buying organic salad greens and kale at Keith’s stand, one of my longtime favorites, I saw a buyer take a huge basket of turnips over to the vendor’s counter, where it was weighed, following which he dumped the entire load into a big bag of his own.  Then, in the most matter-of-fact way, he paid with a hundred-dollar bill and departed, lugging his load.  This amazed me for two reasons:
  • I had never seen anyone buy a whole huge basket of turnips, every last turnip of that variety on hand.
  • I had never seen a hundred-dollar bill in the Greenmarket.

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         Boy, that must be some family, I thought.  But the vendor smiled and said, “He’s a chef.”  Suddenly, all was clear.  The buyer was following the age-old tradition of the best restaurants, big or small, in France.  Early in the morning the owner or head chef goes to the local market, sees what is fresh, and makes purchases that determine the whole day’s menu for his restaurant.  So diners in this buyer's restaurant that day must have tasted cooked turnips in whatever dish he chose to prepare.

         (A side note: Turnips are a good nutritional food, but by themselves a bit boring.  My only recipe for them: roast root vegetables.  Mixed in with carrots and potatoes, dripping with olive oil, and sprinkled with that legendary triad of herbs, thyme, rosemary, and sage, they are a great winter food.  I would gladly do it as the cold weather comes on, but the gas is still out in my building, meaning no oven, and you can’t do a roast on the stovetop.  Yes, I know, get a microwave, but my kitchen has only so much space.)

         After that I hurried home, changed, and prepared for the annual Lambda Legal luncheon at Etcetera Etcetera, a restaurant on West 44th Street.  Two outings in one day, and close together, were a bit of a challenge, but I went.  “We are your lawyers!” Lambda announces in its e-mails soliciting donations, and it’s true, for every day they are involved in some legal action somewhere in the country, advancing the rights of the LGBTQ community.  It would be a Golden Oldies affair, mostly male, thanking moneyed gays (I just can’t say “queers”) for their past generosity, though hosted by a younger set.  (I sneak in by virtue of a modest gift of stock.)  Getting there a bit out of breath (I hate to be late), I entered and told the first person I saw, an older man with drink in hand, “I’m here for the Lambda luncheon.”  “No,” he said with a mischievous smile, “this is a Trump rally.”  “Well,” I said, “I’m flexible.  I can do both.”

         A veteran of these affairs, I knew to go right to the bar and get a drink – free, of course, for Lambda, replete with gratitude, was paying.  That done, I eased my way into a host of mostly unfamiliar, though not unfriendly, faces, while sipping pinot noir.

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It makes you sociable and witty.
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Soon enough I was seated at a round table with a bunch of strangers, a place setting before me with real red cloth napkins.  (No pinching pennies here!)  Surprisingly, it turned out that most of my table mates were, or had been, residents of the West Village. Inevitably, the talk went to the weightiest of issues: recommendations of good local restaurants; the legendary chocolate store Li-lac moving to a new location to obtain more space; and the success or failure of the new plan to ease the traffic on 14th Street by banning most private vehicles.  As for the food, you started with a salad with thin slices of cheese, then went to a choice of (1) salmon, (2) beef, or (3) risotto.  True to my (at times shaky) vegan principles, I went with #3 and did not regret it.  

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Risotto

Dessert was an apple tart, delicious.  And a second glass of pinot noir didn’t hurt.  Nor did the presence of Barbara, a gracious woman, whose presence was significant, the “second sex” being rare in these quarters, though not intentionally so.  She announced herself as Philadelphia-born, a lawyer, and a Lambda volunteer. 

         Being guests of Lambda, we could hardly complain when our fine dining and sophisticated chitchat was interrupted by a series of Lambda biggies at a microphone planted right smack next to our table.  Barbara spoke first, then the temporary recent CEO, and finally the new CEO himself, who updated us on Lambda doings.  I learned that 

  •   Half of U.S. high schools now have centers for gay students.
  •   Lambda has 75 lawsuits under way throughout the nation.
  •   Halloween is the gay Christmas.
  •   A teacher, in 1988 he came out to the student body, a rather gutsy thing to do.
  •  Lambda feels under siege by you-know-who and his cronies.
  •  There is no final victory or defeat; always, the struggle goes on.

Rounds of applause followed each of his comments, and more praise and gratitude were heaped upon us, plus a discreet request for donations. 

         The talks over, gobbling and blabbing resumed.  (Genteel gobbling and sophisticated blabbing, it goes without saying.)  At our table Barbara received a series of greetings, hugs, and kisses from older males who came to our table.  This inspired me to observe that people who think gay guys hate women know nothing about gay guys, who, with sex and romance excluded, often have lifelong friendships with women.  She endorsed this heartily, stressing that she, a straight woman, was blessed with the friendship of many gay men.  This said, an oozy warmth permeated us all.  Then Jonathan, a young Lambda staff member and a friend of mine, came to our table, crouched down so as to be on a level with us, and chatted knowingly and amiably.  When he left to visit the other tables, one of my neighbors said, “He’s cute!”  He is.

         So what’s so crazy about all this? you may wonder.  Hang on, craziness is coming.  Finally it came time to part.  Going down West 44th Street to the Times Square subway station, I noticed an elevator at the 44th Street entrance and took it down.  Alas, it took me only half way down, but there I spied another elevator, so I got in.  I pushed one button, nothing happened.  I pushed a second button, and the door closed.  I pushed the first button, the door opened.  I pushed the second button again, the door closed.  But what else was there to push?  A red button, so I pushed it.  Immediately the button lighted up, and an alarm began ringing.  I pushed every button in turn, but nothing happened.  I was trapped.  Ridiculous, I thought.  A woman with an infant in a stroller appeared, wanted to enter the elevator.  Through the big elevator window I shrugged in despair, unable to help.  Trapped.  I pushed a HELP lever, waited.  Ridiculous.  Utterly ridiculous.  Fantasies of permanent entrapment kindled in my brain.  Was claustrophobia next?  

          Finally two men appeared.  “The red button!” they said.  I pushed it, nothing happened.  Ridiculous.  “Pull it out!” they said.  I pulled it out, the light went off, and the alarm stopped.  Now, when I pushed the right button, the door opened.  Free at last!  I got out, waved the woman with the stroller in.  “There’s room for you, too,” said one of the men.  Though wary, with them on hand, I got in, and the elevator took us down.  She got out, I got out.  “It’s been an adventure,” I said.  She smiled, nodded, and we went our separate ways. 

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Not the one that trapped me, but its cousin.
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         I got home without difficulty; my crazy day -- at least the craziness – was over.  That night I collapsed in bed, didn’t sleep well, and the next day felt all played out.  Only by Friday was I rested, able to cope.  Crazy days like this I don’t need; give me sane.  Dull, boring, monotonous, but sane.

         (I was going to ask readers to forgive the uninspired content of this post, but now I've decided that the BROWDERBOOKS account of my experience with Stratton Press redeems it.)


Coming soon:  Horrors of Voting.

©   2019   Clifford  Browder